RELATIONSHIPS

RELATIONSHIPS

	Geralt of Rivia ♕ THE WITCHER (NETFLIX) ♕ gynvael Geralt of Rivia is Jaskier’s muse, meal ticket, and best friend. He has been traveling with the witcher for nearly half his life, composing ballads on his adventures. These ballads rocketed Jaskier to a bard of much renown and helped craft Geralt’s image in the public eye. That has not stopped Jaskier from continuing to follow him on hunts and annoy the hell out of him.		Yennefer of Vengerberg ♕ THE WITCHER ♕ not in game In Jaskier’s own words: “a very sexy but insane witch.” One time she saved his life but also threatened to cut his penis off. Their relationship is tenuous, at best, but he knows Geralt loves her so only occasionally makes jokes about how old she is (and how many ships have come to port in said witch.) He wrote a ballad about how fucked up her love life is once.
	Fjord ♕ CRITICAL ROLE ♕ halforc One of the first people Jaskier met in Lunatia, and the first he ever moonlaced with. He’s a large, hot green man who complimented Jaskier’s singing. That’s good enough for him to call Fjord a close acquaintance. He probably doesn’t know that.		Rapunzel ♕ TANGLED ♕ worthit A very spunky young woman with a shitload of hair. Apparently it is magical and also glows. She offered to heal his scarring from the wing event in January, and wanted only a song in payment. She quickly endeared herself to him.
	Alisaie Leveilleur ♕ FINAL FANTASY XIV ♕ swordfighting She threw a cookie at him when he was drunk and he ate it. She’s your typical scathingly sarcastic elf, but. Cookie.		Thor ♕ MARVEL ♕ thunders They were super drunk together and declared themselves best friends, but honestly he was so drunk he probably doesn’t remember most of that. They did, however, invent a beer lake, and Jaskier felt up one of his tiddies. 10/10.