[ If they ever find themselves in a situation similar to that again, she'll remember to be a little less brutal, Jaskier. ]

𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘣 𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥.

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮 - 𝘐'𝘮 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘩𝘰𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘹 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴. 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰. 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦?

[ Because what could possibly go wrong with two Dummies walking into a black market? ]