[Oh, if only such stories surprised him any more.] The first time I met him, he punched me in the stomach. I'm fairly sure he almost killed me. I did not hit him back.
[All right, he's putting on. He got right back up immediately after. And followed him all the way to Dol Blathanna. It's where such a beautiful story began.]
He's lucky, then. I would love an opportunity to choke him.
I see. It's about as I expected. I investigated several myself, but I'm afraid I saw no way to make it happen. And besides that, I almost died, so. Story of my life. [It's hardly a complaint! That is simply the life of the Continent's greatest bard.] I shall see if the Singularity has anything to say about it... in due time. Considering the issue of, ah, getting to it.
[And, you know, communicating. It could be he hardly means it at all.]
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[All right, he's putting on. He got right back up immediately after. And followed him all the way to Dol Blathanna. It's where such a beautiful story began.]
He's lucky, then. I would love an opportunity to choke him.
I see. It's about as I expected. I investigated several myself, but I'm afraid I saw no way to make it happen. And besides that, I almost died, so. Story of my life. [It's hardly a complaint! That is simply the life of the Continent's greatest bard.] I shall see if the Singularity has anything to say about it... in due time. Considering the issue of, ah, getting to it.
[And, you know, communicating. It could be he hardly means it at all.]