[ Jaskier knows exactly what he offers and still Blake wants to accuse him of undermining the idea with nonchalance. A haircut rates as phenomenal (and he's had that lately), but a scalp massage would be blissful and it's hard to ignore the offer. Hell, it's hard to ignore either option, especially for how hard up Blake's been, but there are far too many questions floating around about Jaskier's status among certain invidivuals (mainly Geralt) that keeps Blake from taking too many forward steps. It's just one of those things, right? Best to not be the asshole if physical intimacy would cause issues elsewhere. ]

Honestly? Points for not goin' straight to the crotch, 'cause it's happened before. Real sweet of you to offer, though. Really.

[ He means it, too, in that way any person would when offered some level of service from a person too famous for all that. It might even show in the downturn of his gaze as he tries to hide his appreciation in the form of scorched red ears. His thumb rubs over the fingers of the glove in his hand and he clears his throat. ]

Anyway, I'm gonna take these. Make some changes. Cut the tips. So, um. So you can wear 'em when you play, y'know?