[ It's not the money, it's the appreciation. Think the manna that is Dr Pepper isn't incredible? Then no Doritos.

She rolls her eyes and scoffs as she takes another sip of wine. ] That's not what peanut butter is. It's a spread made from ground up peanuts, oil and sugar. We put it on bread and in other kinds of food, it's basically one of the most popular flavors for anythin' back home. You can even just eat it straight from the jar with a spoon.

[ With a giggle, she beams smugly, elbow planted on the arm of the chair, chin propped on her palm. ] I don't, really. But basically everyone knows how to make chocolate chip cookies. They're one of the most popular sweet things... ever, probably. I mean, they put the recipe on the back of the chocolate chip bag. Anyway, you gotta have one trick up your sleeve for when you need a gift on short notice.