[ Words are great, but he also has no frame of reference for how quickly a text conversation can go. Modern people are incredibly busy, you know, they don't have time to think about flowery turn-of-phrase when they can just slap down a devil face and go. Also, Julie has a fairly decent attention span for her age, so take that as you will, Jaskier. Appealing to the young folk requires brevity now!

And that face totally implies sneakiness. ]

Exactly! It's like talkin' in real life, you have to know the person to know what you can say to 'em without gettin' weird or punched.

[ Her claps are very genuine, and quickly become quite enthusiastic even as she laughs at the incredibly lovely ode to a juicy ass. She cannot fathom what she would ever reply to that in the real world. It would almost be better to get an unsolicited dick pic, because at least she'd know what to say in the latter case. But if she were going to receive a Shakespearean couplet about her ass, that's a good one.

She adds a few more emojis, 🍆🥠🎆🤯😍💍, lets him try to work that one out as she polishes off what remains of the wine. She is well aware that he will have no idea what a fortune cookie is (she is prepared to give him one if asked), but assumes that the visual will make enough of an impression. ] That one's for a real good night.