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Jaskier "old-timey fuckboy" Alfred Pankratz ([personal profile] cointosser) wrote 2022-01-19 08:21 am (UTC)

[He laughs.] Sometimes you know and you still get punched, anyway.

[Though to Geralt's credit, it was only the one time. Almost loving, that punch. Appreciative of his offering of his art.

He drinks more wine and leans in against her to see the screen. Now that it's quite clearly a challenge, and he has nowhere else he'd rather be, he's going to figure this out.]
All right. A good night, you say. A fun one, I imagine.

[They both know. He hmms.] Aubergine is simple. It's definitely a cock. [Look, she's the one who said the were sex stuff.] Some sort of... croissant? A volcano? [The one in the middle looks like a star, but he can't imagine that's meant to be it.] I am going to assume this is some sort of expression, with the hearts. A positive one. And a ring? A wedding? A good cock leads to marriage? I mean, not in my experience. You're lucky if it's good despite the marriage.

[Surely a quote from Jaskier's biography, Confessions of a Professional Cucker.]

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