Knowin' what tone to use and knowin' when to shut up are two different pages in the same book. [ It does not surprise her in the least that Jaskier has gotten himself punched. More than once, she assumes. She has not gotten the impression that people in his world are particularly tolerant, nor that there are any severe consequences to punching people who annoy you.
She nods approvingly, because he really did nail the general gist, even if it's twisted a little. She points at the unknown emoji, to explain. ] That's called a fortune cookie. It's this thin cookie that's folded up in this shape, and there's a little piece of paper with a fortune inside it. You break it in half, read your fortune and then eat the cookie. [ She holds out her hand to him, where now she has a single fortune cookie in her palm for him. ] You only get 'em when you eat one kind of food, Chinese food. Anyway, for the emoji, it's more about the shape.
[ Which should be obvious, given the context. She thought he'd have a harder time with the taco than the fortune cookie. ] But you almost got it perfect, just a lil' backward. So yeah, the first two for sex. The third is a firework, do y'all have fireworks? Anyway, it means it was great. The next one is having your mind blown because of it. Then love, and marriage. So you read it as "I had sex so good that I think I met my future husband". Or wife, whatever. You can also do it like [ 🍆😵 ].
[ She holds up a finger, as if she has made a brilliant point. ] Dickmatized.
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She nods approvingly, because he really did nail the general gist, even if it's twisted a little. She points at the unknown emoji, to explain. ] That's called a fortune cookie. It's this thin cookie that's folded up in this shape, and there's a little piece of paper with a fortune inside it. You break it in half, read your fortune and then eat the cookie. [ She holds out her hand to him, where now she has a single fortune cookie in her palm for him. ] You only get 'em when you eat one kind of food, Chinese food. Anyway, for the emoji, it's more about the shape.
[ Which should be obvious, given the context. She thought he'd have a harder time with the taco than the fortune cookie. ] But you almost got it perfect, just a lil' backward. So yeah, the first two for sex. The third is a firework, do y'all have fireworks? Anyway, it means it was great. The next one is having your mind blown because of it. Then love, and marriage. So you read it as "I had sex so good that I think I met my future husband". Or wife, whatever. You can also do it like [ 🍆😵 ].
[ She holds up a finger, as if she has made a brilliant point. ] Dickmatized.