[There's definitely an understanding about the murder thing, and while the fear of certain gods has been struck into Jaskier, he's all about the pedantics.]
Er, to be fair, I think a pink-haired, axe-wielding warrior woman would actually be a very good selling point of the Old Public Hall...
Oh, no! I'm so sorry to cut this short, Hilda, but you would not believe how much my services are needed in this specific moment, almost in an emergency-like fashion, that is to say, immediately. I'm always putting out fires, as they say! Hah! Take care!
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𝘐𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘭𝘥 𝘗𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘹𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?
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Er, to be fair, I think a pink-haired, axe-wielding warrior woman would actually be a very good selling point of the Old Public Hall...
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𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴? 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴.
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I fear we may be stepping into the territory of a, er, very deep cultural divide, maybe --
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𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴! 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦.
[ She's handing you a shovel to help you dig a deeper hole. Don't take it, Jaskier. ]
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𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺!