Jaskier, that's exactly what friends do. Literally best friend behavior. You should be flattered. You think I would send a young girl off to work for a man I didn't love enough to make him hire her? You know what my world was like, how it was for women. I don't take that shit lightly.
I trust both of you.
[ She makes a list on a piece of scratch paper.
Tell him you won't smoke (only do so before work and behind the building)
Tell him you would never "horse around" near plants
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I trust both of you.
[ She makes a list on a piece of scratch paper.
Men. ]
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[A significant pause.]
I love you, too.
[Even if he endures far too much rudeness sometimes.]
All right, all right. I've learned my lesson on arguing with you. I do trust you. I'm sure she'll be a wonderful... er... employee.
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[ His concession is met with a liberal spray of little hearts across his vision. ]
She will be. If she's not, I'll make her help clean and butcher some of Ciri's kills to sell.
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[He sends little stars back.]
Oooh, shit, that's a bit of a mean punishment. Delightful. Agreed!