Whatever you heard, I assure you it is mostly likely slander. Unless it was written. I've learned that's called libel, and I will take action against it.
[No, let that argument lie. He still doesn't know what he's being confronted for, because Jaskier says many things and does not remember plenty of them, because everything he says is very insightful indeed.]
Err... perhaps you can paraphrase what he told you? Not for nothing, but Alucard is a voracious gossip...
[ She broke a kneecap, probably broke some ribs, punctured a lung, definitely slit a throat but there were definitely no skulls split in the process of their short stint of self-defence in the mountains. ]
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Okay, I'll admit I looked away during the initial screaming, and I was trying very hard not to fall off your head, but there was enough blood and noise that I'm very aware some sort of death is involved. And it's fine! Ciri kills people, and she's family!
[ Hilda definitely has no idea Ciri is a princess. Did someone really need to be a princess to be called a princess? In Hilda's opinion, it was a mindset and mannerism as much as it was an actual title. ]
That's certainly what happened! I was simply -- surprised by your ease into simile! I mean, there was not a technical use of "like" but the intention was clear in the --
You know what? I will simply not tell people in the future you are capable of murder. I think that should clear things up!
[There's definitely an understanding about the murder thing, and while the fear of certain gods has been struck into Jaskier, he's all about the pedantics.]
Er, to be fair, I think a pink-haired, axe-wielding warrior woman would actually be a very good selling point of the Old Public Hall...
Oh, no! I'm so sorry to cut this short, Hilda, but you would not believe how much my services are needed in this specific moment, almost in an emergency-like fashion, that is to say, immediately. I'm always putting out fires, as they say! Hah! Take care!
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[kill bill sirens]
This could be about a lot of things.]
Whatever you heard, I assure you it is mostly likely slander. Unless it was written. I've learned that's called libel, and I will take action against it.
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𝘈𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘈𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴. 𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.
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[No, let that argument lie. He still doesn't know what he's being confronted for, because Jaskier says many things and does not remember plenty of them, because everything he says is very insightful indeed.]
Err... perhaps you can paraphrase what he told you? Not for nothing, but Alucard is a voracious gossip...
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𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘐'𝘮 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘥𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘐 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.
𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴?
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Now hold on a moment, I stress that was very much a complimentary endorsement! I highly respect women who are capable of murder!
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𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘈𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 - 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘬𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴!
[ She broke a kneecap, probably broke some ribs, punctured a lung, definitely slit a throat but there were definitely no skulls split in the process of their short stint of self-defence in the mountains. ]
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Okay, I'll admit I looked away during the initial screaming, and I was trying very hard not to fall off your head, but there was enough blood and noise that I'm very aware some sort of death is involved. And it's fine! Ciri kills people, and she's family!
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𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰? 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘪𝘳𝘪 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴! 𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳.
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-- wait, she knows Ciri is a princess? Does everyone know about Ciri now??]
I'm -- I'm sorry? A delicate... a delicate flower? I mean. Of course you are, Hilda, you're very -- flower...ish.
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𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳? 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦?
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Has anyone ever told you that flowers do not often take on threatening tones, even in writing?
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[ Is this what they call gaslight, girlboss, gatekeeping? ]
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That's certainly what happened! I was simply -- surprised by your ease into simile! I mean, there was not a technical use of "like" but the intention was clear in the --
You know what? I will simply not tell people in the future you are capable of murder. I think that should clear things up!
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𝘐𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘭𝘥 𝘗𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘹𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?
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Er, to be fair, I think a pink-haired, axe-wielding warrior woman would actually be a very good selling point of the Old Public Hall...
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𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴? 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴.
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I fear we may be stepping into the territory of a, er, very deep cultural divide, maybe --
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𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴! 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦.
[ She's handing you a shovel to help you dig a deeper hole. Don't take it, Jaskier. ]
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𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺!